Ronaldo “England will never win the world cup!”

Portugal winger Cristiano Ronaldo was overheard saying “England will never win the world cup!” . Leaving the Nelson Mandela stadium following Portugals 0-0 stalemate with Korea earlier this week, Ronaldo was quoted as saying that he thought Englands chances of winning are very slim. This statement has come just before the crucial upcoming match with Algeria, will this effect the English teams state of mind… i think not.

To be fair to Ronaldo the quote was pulled from a statement in which he went on to say that England have the individual talent’s but don’t seem to play well together, which after the performance against the USA seems to be a fair comment. But you cant help but hate him.

Bono’s back injury could cost U2 £100million!

Bono needed emergency surgery after becoming paralysed – forcing the band to cancel the start of the US leg of their 360° Tour and their headline slot at Glastonbury.

Bono has been told to rest for two months. But around 17 cancelled tour shows costs money!

A Must See source said:

“Bono and the band are covered by insurance but the cost of overheads and missed revenue could easily reach £100million by the time he’s fit enough to perform again.”

U2′s manager PAUL McGUINNESS added:

“If we play or not, touring still costs us £500,000 a day.”

My fag packet maths estimate those costs alone at £28million and leaves a loss of £4.5million per show.

A music money expert tells me the band are getting around £2million per show plus a share of the profits in a deal with promoter Live Nation.

New dates for the postponed US gigs will be announced this week.

Let’s hope Bono, who’s taken delivery of lumbar cushions and special car seats, gets better pronto.

Saying sorry to china with sex?

A BRAINY Japanese porn star is offering to have sex with the Chinese students — to apologise for her country’s invasion of China.

Raunchy Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.

Brainy … Anri has a doctorate in history

The 24-year-old, from Tokyo, has made the naughty offer to Chinese students in her homeland after studying the Japanese invasion.

She said: “We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.

“I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.

“I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them.”

Rihanna nude pictures released?

Thats right! Finally Rihanna the global singing sensation has broken the mold, and done what every other celebrity is doing these days releasing “accidental” nude pictures or sex tapes. *cough* Hmmm ok maybe shes not breaking the mold, but hell I’m not complaining its a welcome break from the bad news that plagues the media these days.

Oh and if you thought “god damn it this guys just talking about them i want to SEE them!” CLICK HERE for the link . That’s if you didn’t just click it straight away Enjoy

Chase Crawford jail sentence for cannabis?

Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford has been charged with pot possession in Texas.
The actor now faces six months behind bars following his arrest in Plano, Texas last Friday.
Police found an unlit joint on Crawford’s person during a body search of the star in a parking lot.

He was released on bail and cops passed the case onto the District Attorney to determine if Chase should be punished. More details soon.

Crawford’s (below) mugshot!

Builder’s Atempt to kill Osama Bin Laden!

AN armed American builder has been arrested in Pakistan on a crazed lone mission to kill Osama bin Laden.

The 52-year-old was found hiding out in a remote forest carrying a pistol, a 40in sword and hi-tech night vision equipment. He has been identified as Gary Faulkner, a construction worker from California. Hiding … Faulkner found in mountainous Chitral region Hiding … Faulkner found in mountainous Chitral region Police officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan said:

“We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden.”

But he said that the cops’ “suspicions grew” when they seized Faulkner’s mini arsenal of weaponry.

He was being questioned today by intelligence officials in Peshawar, in the north-west of the city. He was picked up in a forest in the country’s mountainous Chitral region one of bin Laden’s several rumoured hiding places. Faulkner told police he had visited Pakistan seven times, and this was his third trip to Chitral.